Mah Leesur,
Do you like NOISE?
Do you have a NOISY HOUSE? With all your pets and whatnot.
I'll bet Kevin is such a quiet and sweeeeeeeet creature. Not currently yapping his li'l head off. Amiright?
You LOVE having TV and Radio volumes in multiples of 5, right?
And lastly, fifth question, because you love multiples of five (

), WHAT is the function of a rubber duck?
Nom you very much,
Your Zoevil
PS: Troof pleez