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Kimothy · 01-06-2026, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by laurange

Benji would contend that they would only fight a lot if they were both Roma-esque. He was a chill dude, and utterly assured that two Benjis would get on like a house on fire. Except that the house may actually catch fire.

Roma kept him on his toes, trying new things, ambitious. She made him his best self, and he was never trading his personal headache for anyone else ever ever ever. So if he had to bribe her with pastries, so be it. A small price to pay for perpetual bliss.

"How generous!" Benji rolled his eyes affectionately, bending to drop a kiss on her other cheek. "Thank you, love."

Except, he would have, if he were not interrupted by a very loud voice yelling "DOGGY!" and a child who really could not be older than five throwing themselves onto Ipsy Bitsy the Dog.

Excuse me? How dare you interrupt Benjamin Stylinson's wife-kissing time? He was already wife-kisses deficient as is. Who raised you, little monster?

Thankfully, they both liked their house and the current life they lived, right? Because Roma certainly enjoyed being his personal headache for life, and it should be safe to assume he didn't mind it considering he put a ring on it years ago. Plus, the pastry bribes almost always work. Nothing illegal about those.

Just as she was leaning in to collect her proper cheek kiss, a child enters the scene. It wouldn't be the first time. Ipsy Bitsy was a special and handsome dog, so it was only natural that he got all this attention. Hence, calling her boy 'Doggy' was basic. "Careful, little one," Roma softly warned, in case the child got all rough with the cuddling. Ipsy was playful, but it was always best to err on the side of caution where tiny children were concerned.

Of course, Roma hadn't forgotten her affection-deprived husband, and so she attempted to placate Benji's ickle tantrum that she felt brewing by planting a kiss on his cheek. "Don't blame the child, love." Could they blame Ipsy for being a catch?

As for the kid, well...

Hm. Roma might not even deny that the sight of it all - a giggly toddler gently wrestling with Ipsy - was fairly... cute.

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Kimothy Knarl Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: nickle's back pocket Posts: 9,005 Hogwarts RPG Name: Danica Voigt Slytherin First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Miles Charlton Ravenclaw Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Bisan Helena Bellaire Hufflepuff Second Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Clementine Adams-Sayse Gryffindor Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Daciana Romanos Ravenclaw Third Year x12	Kimothée Chalamet • The UWU Agenda • Once Baby, Now Trouble • All Growed Up Quote: Originally Posted by laurange Benji would contend that they would only fight a lot if they were both Roma-esque. He was a chill dude, and utterly assured that two Benjis would get on like a house on fire. Except that the house may actually catch fire. Roma kept him on his toes, trying new things, ambitious. She made him his best self, and he was never trading his personal headache for anyone else ever ever ever. So if he had to bribe her with pastries, so be it. A small price to pay for perpetual bliss. "How generous!" Benji rolled his eyes affectionately, bending to drop a kiss on her other cheek. "Thank you, love." Except, he would have, if he were not interrupted by a very loud voice yelling "DOGGY!" and a child who really could not be older than five throwing themselves onto Ipsy Bitsy the Dog. Excuse me? How dare you interrupt Benjamin Stylinson's wife-kissing time? He was already wife-kisses deficient as is. Who raised you, little monster? Thankfully, they both liked their house and the current life they lived, right? Because Roma certainly enjoyed being his personal headache for life, and it should be safe to assume he didn't mind it considering he put a ring on it years ago. Plus, the pastry bribes almost always work. Nothing illegal about those. Just as she was leaning in to collect her proper cheek kiss, a child enters the scene. It wouldn't be the first time. Ipsy Bitsy was a special and handsome dog, so it was only natural that he got all this attention. Hence, calling her boy 'Doggy' was basic. "Careful, little one," Roma softly warned, in case the child got all rough with the cuddling. Ipsy was playful, but it was always best to err on the side of caution where tiny children were concerned. Of course, Roma hadn't forgotten her affection-deprived husband, and so she attempted to placate Benji's ickle tantrum that she felt brewing by planting a kiss on his cheek. "Don't blame the child, love." Could they blame Ipsy for being a catch? As for the kid, well... Hm. Roma might not even deny that the sight of it all - a giggly toddler gently wrestling with Ipsy - was fairly... cute. __________________ When all is going wrong and you're scared as hell..._________________________ _____________________...Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories