 ahem yes. HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
"No, I don't think Hogwarts is embarrassing. My SIBLINGS think that. They've told me, straight to my face, multiple times." She looked down at the ground again. Hogwarts was all Bernie had going for her, y'know? This was why she was desperate NOT to be expelled. She just nodded along to Aboli, who was actually quite reassuring; even though she'd started off like a grouchy Aboli Ravioli, she ended up being nice, more like Aboli Macaroni.
Oh! "That makes sense," Bernie beamed at her. See, Aboli Macaroni was therapist-like too! Even if Bernie had never talked to a real therapist because let's be honest, she could use one. "Er, not THAT much schooling." Bernie wrinkled her nose. Had her mum even gone to a real university? Her dad DEFINITELY hadn't. He looked down on it, like he was bitter that he could never afford it. Bernie wasn't so sure about uni and schooling herself, even if she DID LOVE all her classes and teachers at Hogwarts.
AnyWHO, hehe, they were HEEEEEEERE. "Hello, Mister Gargoyle sir," Bernie leaned in and petted the creature on the head. "You're a nice gargoyle, arencha? Much nicer than those stuffy FRENCH gargoyles, like OGOTT." She still had a problem with him, by the way. "Can you tell Mister Headmasterman that we're here to ask him a question?"
She straightened up and shot Aboli Ronzoni another sassy!Grantham LOOK. "Um, yeah, but you know how grumpy he is in class." She shook! her! head! no! "After that kelpie lesson? Nuh uh, we gotta be GOOD in class." And, er, out of class, too, in her case. So. Bernie straightened her tie and her skirt and her jumper and did her best to look tidy and organized, even if her hair and fringe, in particular, were as messy as ever.
"So, remember, we're just here to inquire where the Founders portraits went...." Ahem. They had a script and they were stickin' to it, right?! Right.
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