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ArianaBlack · 05-08-2020, 08:02 PM

Finneas Schmoe made his way towards the lake, checking his watch for the time and taking a whiff of that FRESH air. Nope. You just can't manufacture this stuff. Nothing says authentic air like the distant smell of polluted lake. Finneas was THRILLED to be outside. It had only been a month since term had started up and he was J A Z Z E D for today's activity with Ravenclaw house.

No really. He was J A Z Z E D.

Because they'd be doing some *jazz hands* JAZZERCISE. He had watched a few dozen jazzercise workout videos over the summer and was well on his way to becoming a jazzercise expert. It was a calming art. 10/10 recommend.

Finding a nice clearing near the lake, he set down his magic boombox (with the jazzercise tunes, y'know) and got to fumbling with its several buttons in order to find just the right bop while he waited for others to arrive.

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ArianaBlack Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #47a59c Posts: 13,767 Hogwarts RPG Name: Asena Kaplan Hufflepuff Fourth Year x10 x1	hey hey JOIN US FOR JAZZERCISE doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Finneas Schmoe made his way towards the lake, checking his watch for the time and taking a whiff of that FRESH air. Nope. You just can't manufacture this stuff. Nothing says authentic air like the distant smell of polluted lake. Finneas was THRILLED to be outside. It had only been a month since term had started up and he was J A Z Z E D for today's activity with Ravenclaw house. No really. He was J A Z Z E D. Because they'd be doing some jazz hands JAZZERCISE. He had watched a few dozen jazzercise workout videos over the summer and was well on his way to becoming a jazzercise expert. It was a calming art. 10/10 recommend. Finding a nice clearing near the lake, he set down his magic boombox (with the jazzercise tunes, y'know) and got to fumbling with its several buttons in order to find just the right bop while he waited for others to arrive. __________________